I SHOULD LEARN MY LESSONS!

I SIGNED INTO FACEBOOK ACOULE OF DAYS AGO. RECENTLY I HAD ADDED AN OLD FRIEND FROM BACK HOME IN WASHINGTON. YEARS AGO WE WERE BOTH RATHER CHILDISH AND YOUNG AND USED TO TAKE THE MICKEY OUT OF EACH OTHER. I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'D LEFT THAT ALL BEHIND, BUT WHEN I SIGNRD INTO FACEBOOK, HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION WHITH ONE OF HIS FREINDS. THEY WERE BOTH INSULTING THE HEAVY METAL SINGER "RONNIE JAMES DIO" WHO USED TO SING FOR RAINBOW. THEY WERE LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT HE IS A SHORT MAN. (IN FACT, OZZY OSBOURNE USED TO DO THE SAME BECAUSE RONNIE HAD JOINED BLACK SABBATH AS A REPLACEMENT SINGER FOR OZZY - OZZY HAD A DWARF ON STAGE WHO HE NAMED RONNIE; HOW IMMATURE IS THAT?)
THE IRONY IS THAT THESE TWO GUYS REALLY ADMIRE DIO FOR HIS "BIG" VOICE, AND YET STILL FIND IT IN THEMSELVES TO LAUGH AT HIS HEIGHT. I COMMENTED BACK TO THEM AND MY (NOW EX) FRIEND SAID THAT I SHOULD GET DOWN OFF MY "HIGH CHAIR" (HIM TRYING TO BE FUNNY WITH HEIGHT JOKES AGAIN - I'M GUESSING HE MEANT SOAP BOX).
AM I JUST BEING BORING, OR DO I HAVE A POINT HERE? I BELIEVE PEOPLE SHOULD THINK BEFORE THEY HAVE AY HURTFUL THINGS.

Take me seriously

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A SHORT PERSON? IS IT THAT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE SYNDROME - i.e SHORT PEOPLE ARE POWER CRAZED MOUTHY CONTROL FREAKS WITH HUGE PERSONALITY COMPLEXES? HITLER DIDN'T HELP.
HOWEVER, THE MEDIA REINFORCES THE USUAL STEROETYPES - THE LITTLE PERSON IS THE (OFTEN EVIL) WIERDO, OR A FIGURE OF GROTESQUE FUN ETC.

BORED SHORTS!

TODAY I'M BORED SENSELESS...KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
I HATE WEARING SHORTS COZ I'M SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY THIN SHORT WHITER-THAN-WHITE LEGS
ANOTHER GRIPE...WHEN SHORT MEN TRY TO GET JEANS OR TROUSERS TO FIT AND WANT A SHORTER LEG LENGTH THEY OFTEN FIND THAT THE SHORTER LEG LENGTH ON OFFER STARTS AT A LARGER WAIST SIZE - THIS ASSUMES THAT ALL SHORT ME ARE FATTER THAN THE AVERAGE TALL MAN. BOLLOX!!!

short bloggin'

hey, my first blog! Great let's get down to it then. Where do I begin then, oh yeah. It's a hard life bein short. never get taken seriously by men oe women, in or out of the working environment. can't easily get decent clothes to fit (especially footwear). I mean, who the hell wants to dress as a teenager ath the age of 43?
Let's have some sympathy for us shorter people who just wanna be as accepted as any other person does.